tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-70078383121221580682012-02-16T05:46:41.267-08:00Because the internet is a failhole.failmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17882473445487941296noreply@blogger.comBlogger101100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7007838312122158068.post-37986194950295461052008-08-18T09:48:00.000-07:002008-08-19T09:54:31.927-07:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Rd5k7J7bIOk&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Rd5k7J7bIOk&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Let's bullshit like it's 1988! <br /><br />The best part about this is those Anchor Man 80's mustaches.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7007838312122158068-3798619495029546105?l=techno-failia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>failmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17882473445487941296noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7007838312122158068.post-43968852888631671982008-08-17T22:57:00.001-07:002008-08-17T22:57:59.225-07:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PtuqjFf7-N4&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PtuqjFf7-N4&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Drawn reciprocation dingalarm FTW<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7007838312122158068-4396885288863167198?l=techno-failia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>failmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17882473445487941296noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7007838312122158068.post-56074033337836363932008-07-31T17:54:00.000-07:002008-07-31T18:11:51.791-07:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VTv9dM4t_iY&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VTv9dM4t_iY&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />"I just want your minds to be protected! Keep your brains healthy!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7007838312122158068-5607403333783636393?l=techno-failia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>failmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17882473445487941296noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7007838312122158068.post-54409506869220429952008-07-29T18:04:00.000-07:002008-07-29T18:07:54.741-07:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2OONnAVIQ3I&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2OONnAVIQ3I&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />The caliber of fail here is beyond me. If the minute of zooming in and out on his guitar went on any longer, a black hole of fail might open up in cyberspace and devour us all whole.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7007838312122158068-5440950686922042995?l=techno-failia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>failmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17882473445487941296noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7007838312122158068.post-70198483830008308372008-07-28T16:58:00.001-07:002008-07-28T16:58:47.103-07:00<embed src="http://services.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f8/452319854" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashVars="videoId=1697162671&playerId=452319854&viewerSecureGatewayURL=https://console.brightcove.com/services/amfgateway&servicesURL=http://services.brightcove.com/services&cdnURL=http://admin.brightcove.com&domain=embed&autoStart=false&" base="http://admin.brightcove.com" name="flashObj" width="486" height="412" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" swLiveConnect="true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></embed><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7007838312122158068-7019848383000830837?l=techno-failia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TwiliteMinotaurnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7007838312122158068.post-75279523051588159832008-07-27T17:14:00.000-07:002008-07-27T17:25:37.470-07:00<object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="437" height="370" id="viddler"><param name="movie" value="http://www.viddler.com/player/16e952f0/" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://www.viddler.com/player/16e952f0/" width="437" height="370" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" allowFullScreen="true" name="viddler" ></embed></object><br /><br />iPhone fail #50138492<br /><br />"Video of my failed update to iPhone software version 2.0. As of now, I am completely locked out of my only phone. Huge fail."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7007838312122158068-7527952305158815983?l=techno-failia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>failmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17882473445487941296noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7007838312122158068.post-79052324241812285882008-07-25T15:35:00.000-07:002008-07-25T15:46:16.644-07:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SN4gXw3vQxk&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SN4gXw3vQxk&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />No amount of cowbell is going to save this game. Even if they threw Christopher Walken in the same clone machine that these designers threw whatever two year old Japanese rhythm game into to make this, it ain't gettin' its groove back. <br /><br />You can't beat Rock Band. Just go back to picking shades of beige.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7007838312122158068-7905232424181228588?l=techno-failia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>failmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17882473445487941296noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7007838312122158068.post-38056899082800316022008-07-23T15:11:00.000-07:002008-07-23T15:12:06.926-07:00<object width="480" height="392" data="http://flash.revver.com/player/1.0/player.swf?mediaId=1055621&affiliateId=203687" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" id="revvervideoa17743d6aebf486ece24053f35e1aa23"><param name="Movie" value="http://flash.revver.com/player/1.0/player.swf?mediaId=1055621&affiliateId=203687"></param><param name="FlashVars" value="allowFullScreen=true&backColor=#000000&frontColor=#ffffff&gradColor=#000000&shareUrl=revver"></param><param name="AllowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="AllowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://flash.revver.com/player/1.0/player.swf?mediaId=1055621&affiliateId=203687" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" allowScriptAccess="always" flashvars="allowFullScreen=true&backColor=#000000&frontColor=#ffffff&gradColor=#000000&shareUrl=revver" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="392"></embed></object><br /><br />An After Effects tutorial teaches you how to fail.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7007838312122158068-3805689908280031602?l=techno-failia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>failmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17882473445487941296noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7007838312122158068.post-6925537346023678162008-07-22T21:25:00.000-07:002008-07-22T21:27:41.591-07:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EZtud-QJYHM&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EZtud-QJYHM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />The player and the Mario modification both fail with 256 flying colors.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7007838312122158068-692553734602367816?l=techno-failia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>failmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17882473445487941296noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7007838312122158068.post-49900290393088990402008-07-22T21:19:00.000-07:002008-07-22T21:20:37.271-07:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TSGpOmDXz9w&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TSGpOmDXz9w&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Reason #143,852 why Microsoft has the cutting edge monopoly on fail.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7007838312122158068-4990029039308899040?l=techno-failia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>failmasterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17882473445487941296noreply@blogger.com0